I... am SO... DAMN... COOL!!
(I can't stand myself!!)
I actually went out dressed like this... To get sausage biscuits from McDonald's (Don't be hatin'!!)
It was SO totally worth it... (OK, so I didn't have to actually get OUT of the car...)
On the plus side (or minus?), if I hadn't been wearing these pants I'd probably have a new iPhone by now...
Don't you wish you could hang out with me?? (You know you wanna!!)
